- QUALITY MISTLETOE ALTERNATIVE - The Missile Toad is made of a tough plastic and comes with 12 inches of red velvet ribbon so you can hang your funny christmas decoration without worry!
- NO GLITTER, NO MESS - unlike most mistletoe decorations, we use absolutely no glitter, meaning 1 less big mess for you to clean up this holiday season.
- LIGHTWEIGHT - our funny little mistletoe christmas decoration is made with lightweight material, meaning it can be hung very easily in your doorways or on a tree! (Hint: try tying it to a stick and dangle it between your friends)
- BRINGER OF KISSES, DESTROYER OF SUMMER - the vivid color combination we use, in addition to the unique shape of your new funny xmas decor, will certainly draw attention and start a conversation.
- GIFT FOR PUN-LOVING DADS - Have someone in your life that loves bad jokes? Love hearing your family groan when they hear a punch line? Look no further!
What happens when pun loving dads gain access to the internet? Behold, The Missile Toad by 4th Wall Design!
If you're looking for a funny Christmas decoration to add to your home, look no further. This is mistletoe decor like no other, who else will be able to say they kissed under The Missile Toad this year? The Missile Toad is lightweight enough to be hung anywhere, strong enough to resist crushing during delivery unlike most mistletoe Christmas decorations, and unique enough to draw attention and start a conversation!
The Missile Toad is also one of the few mistletoe decorations that doesn't use any glitter. Isn't there enough messes to clean up during the holiday season?
Don't put yourself through the headache of getting boring, fake mistletoe, only to have it flattened during delivery. Get our unique and funny xmas decor and stand out at your Christmas party!
The Missile Toad, bringer of kisses, destroyer of summer!
